VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Im part way to drunk.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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