would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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