i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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