yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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