yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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