Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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