So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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