i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He better not be in your backpack
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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