i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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