Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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