so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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