i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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