At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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