WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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