i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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