Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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