Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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