I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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