What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Drunk is not a location!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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