Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
