That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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