i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
COCAINE IS GR8
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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