I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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