Girls should come with a carfax report
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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