dude i'm inner monologue high
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Someone signed my nipple.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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