Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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