omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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