He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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