I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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