NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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