Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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