Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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