I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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