Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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