doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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