carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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