You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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