Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
