She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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