Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just found a bag of teeth...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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