he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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