All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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