Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just had sex on a roof
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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