I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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Do you have feelings for this penis?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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