and next time when you feel me up, do it right
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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