the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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