my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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