I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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