Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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