After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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