shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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