Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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