You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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