beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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