pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
