Is it normal to miss your booty call?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
