I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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